I sit in the foyer reading the sensationalism that is Woman’s Day and occasionally glance up at the television to watch The Morning Show. Today’s infomercials are fantastic. I sure know that my life would be much worse if I didn’t know how to tone and trim my abdominals in under three weeks with the power of the Ab King Pro.

I hate Medical Clinics and I hate waiting for Doctors.

Your scent is intoxicating. It's making me feel higher and higher. The aroma clings onto my jumper and follows me home. As soon as I smell it, it sends me into a frenzy, making me crazy. Making me insane. When I smell it, I want you even more, almost to the point that it’s frustrating.

You are my drug and I have an addiction.

I was pretty annoyed when I hired 'The NeverEnding Story' from my local Video Ezy as a child, only to discover it did in fact have an ending. Years later, I learn that the Studio had the audacity to also make, not one, but TWO sequels. Both of which were awful, and both of which had endings too.

False advertising at it finest.

Water falls down onto me, like rapids tumbling down a cliff face. As it flows downwards, my hair catches it and delicately guides it down the rest of my body. The continuous stream pulls me in like a gravitational field of which I cannot escape. However, by mustering up all the courage I can, I turn the tap off.

The shower: where I make most of my important life decisions.

If you don't like your life, it isn't going to just miraculously change overnight; it's going to change if you go out do something about it and change it yourself. So I went out and did something about it. Now at any point in time I am exactly where I want to be, instead of wanting or waiting to be somewhere else. 

Sometimes a fresh start is exactly what you need.